single and ready 2 flamingle
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
-You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
-You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
-You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.
SOMEONE SAID IT
this is really selfish but
why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better
why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about
w h y
I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.
You are gonna have people who are going to see the depth from which you approached a song. The fact that you put real emotions into it, and that that’s valuable, and that’s good, and that’s real. And then you’re gonna have people who are gonna say "Oh, you know, like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends…."
IF YOU ONLY LIKED 5SOS AFTER SHE LOOKS SO PERFECT THEN good on you, mate. if you want to borrow a cd or some merch from me then feel free to ask. i’m glad that you’re part of the fam.
the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop
why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
REMEMBER the day the music video of Try Hard came out and we finally had a studio version and everyone was screenshotting hilarious rollercoaster faces and the boys all changed their icons to unattractive photos of themselves and michael looked so scared we were all laughing at him and WOW TAKE ME BACK
every day you feel a little bit further away
and I don’t know what to say…
LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO
do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this
you’re casually walking around Ashton’s house when he and the rest of the boys decide they’re gonna go practice but you’re not allowed to listen because it’s a new song. They go down to the basement but you follow anyways and you hear this omF FBDJ
TURN THAT VOLUME UP GIRL
michael is drawing a dick on your blog
Graduated high school. |
Kissed someone. | Collected something really stupid. | Smoked a cigarette. | Got so drunk you passed out. | Rode every ride at an amusement park. | Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone. | Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night.| Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident. | Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral. | Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep.| S pent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing. | Have a best friend. | Lost someone you loved . | Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | S kipped school. | Had detention. | Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library. | Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary. | Had a yard sale. | Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show . | Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe | Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12 . | Had surgery. | Had stitches. | Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California . | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal. | Used a credit card . | Did “spirit day” at school. | Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s. | Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone . | Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship. | Been on the TV. | French braided. | Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish . | Drank alcohol. | Forwarded a chain letter. | Made a mistake.